I'm queer! I'm here! I'm incredibly anxious about everything!

This blog is nothing but lesbians, Supernatural, and cats. I'm living the dream.

Be my friend so I can ignore you because you're too cool for me and I can't think of anything to say.
You know why queers of a feather flock together?
Because no one leaves us the fuck alone and there's safety in numbers.
Seriously this guy in my class is constantly on my (super gay) friend ALL THE FUCKING TIME to the point where he clings to me because I'll tell that dude to step off and he won't.
Dude:I'm just joking! If it bothers him why doesn't he say anything?
Um, maybe because you have 6" and 50lbs on him? And you're loud? And he's not the kind of guy to confront people? And hey guess what- faggot is not something we joke about. Me being his" daddy dyke" is not something to joke about. And if I hear one more strap on joke directed at me or my friend I'm gonna cram one down this dude's throat.
/queer rant
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1 hour ago
Anonymous asked: maybe straight white boys wouldnt be so bad at texting if girls werent such bitches.


Answer:

klefable:

woah there brony friendzoni

I am stealing that and I know just the straight white boy I am going to use it on

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1 hour ago

courtneytrouble:

New MERCH up in my online store! Get iPhone cases of April Flores and James Darling! Posters of Chelsea Poe and Papi Coxxx! An Awesome Joey Minx Tarot Tote Bag! QUEER PORN hoodies and baseball tees! a HIGH FEMME designer tank top!

GO SHOPPING!

(via myqueersexytime)

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1 hour ago

tateyarna-ayano:

finDING GOOD QUALITY STUFF FOR SUPER CHEA P

image

(via ruinedchildhood)

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1 hour ago

onlylolgifs:

baby arctic fox tries to eat a man alive

(via cheezetits)

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littleblackmariah:

kingfisherfaker:

gailsimone:

morenamagia:

equiusinamaidoutfit:

eridanamporass:

p41g3r4nk1n:

listenforthesteel:

Some assholes have been putting nails in cheese and treats in dog parks in Chicago and Massachusetts. Also adding antifreeze to water bowls.
 Please watch out for your dogs. And if you find out the address of someone doing this, give me the address and tell no one. I will disembowel them.

Antifreeze is fucking deadly as shit. Whilst my mom worked in the vets office the neighbor of a cat owner had become sick of his neighbors tom spraying by his house so he left antifreeze out for the cat. Animals are weirdly attracted to the smell and will drink it.
The cat was given to the vets and for 2 days it’s insides were slowly dissolved by the acids and it bled from his nose, mouth and even eyes.  
On the second day, the vet not being able to help and refusing to let the cat suffer any longer put the cat down. The neighbor who did not deny his crimes didn’t even offer to pay the woman’s vet bill.
SO THE BIGGEST FUCKING SIGNAL BOOST TO THIS POST.
Fuck who ever is doing this. They can fucking burn.


my friend had a cat and it drank antifreeze that was puddled in the driveway and one day they were knitting and it just vomited up all of its internal organs and fell over dead on her lap.

The perpetrators of all of this will burn in Hell. 

A neighbor of mine threw a ball of hamburger full of rat poison pellets over our fence for my son’s dog. He survived, barely, but has had nerve damage ever since.

Okay, listen up, if your pet drinks antifreeze, do you know what the cure is? Alcohol. That’s right. To save your furry little friend you have to get them drunk out of their faces. Antifreeze is an inhibitor and stops your enzymes from working, but luckily alcohol stops that from happening. I learned this from my A Level Biology lessons, but here’s a source anyway http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/scotland/2617997.stm

Shit this is important SIGNAL BOOST THIS THANK YOU ALICE

littleblackmariah:

kingfisherfaker:

gailsimone:

morenamagia:

equiusinamaidoutfit:

eridanamporass:


p41g3r4nk1n
:

listenforthesteel:

Some assholes have been putting nails in cheese and treats in dog parks in Chicago and Massachusetts. Also adding antifreeze to water bowls.


Please watch out for your dogs. And if you find out the address of someone doing this, give me the address and tell no one. I will disembowel them.

Antifreeze is fucking deadly as shit. Whilst my mom worked in the vets office the neighbor of a cat owner had become sick of his neighbors tom spraying by his house so he left antifreeze out for the cat. Animals are weirdly attracted to the smell and will drink it.

The cat was given to the vets and for 2 days it’s insides were slowly dissolved by the acids and it bled from his nose, mouth and even eyes.  

On the second day, the vet not being able to help and refusing to let the cat suffer any longer put the cat down. The neighbor who did not deny his crimes didn’t even offer to pay the woman’s vet bill.

SO THE BIGGEST FUCKING SIGNAL BOOST TO THIS POST.

Fuck who ever is doing this. They can fucking burn.

my friend had a cat and it drank antifreeze that was puddled in the driveway and one day they were knitting and it just vomited up all of its internal organs and fell over dead on her lap.

The perpetrators of all of this will burn in Hell. 


A neighbor of mine threw a ball of hamburger full of rat poison pellets over our fence for my son’s dog. He survived, barely, but has had nerve damage ever since.

Okay, listen up, if your pet drinks antifreeze, do you know what the cure is? Alcohol. That’s right. To save your furry little friend you have to get them drunk out of their faces. Antifreeze is an inhibitor and stops your enzymes from working, but luckily alcohol stops that from happening. I learned this from my A Level Biology lessons, but here’s a source anyway http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/scotland/2617997.stm

Shit this is important SIGNAL BOOST THIS THANK YOU ALICE

(via sexuallyactivegrandma)

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1 day ago

ohbrae:

I swear I’m not even all that attractive, but I have a good heart.

Like, I’m average as hell, but I’ll treat you well.

(via suchvodka)

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1 day ago

thefrailtyofavulcan:

lordscrubbington:

snakelet:

no homo. we’re fresh out. we should get a new shipment in on monday

can you check in the back

Ya I guess I could check in the closet hold on a sec

(Source: babylizard, via tales-of-an-apologetic-asshole)

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